In a world where cats believe they are in charge, the dogs plot their humorous rise to the throne wearing paper crowns and skeptical frowns.
Ever wondered if elevators ever get emotionally attached to their passengers? It seems like a soap opera waiting to happen indeed.
Here, beneath the echoing arches of anonymity, we confess: yes, we did steal the cookie from the cookie jar, but only because it promised chocolate chips.
Whisper softly, for the echo carries your secrets.
But fear not, it's also the best listener you'll ever have.